Sunday, April 12, 2009

How Embarrassing

1. Wardrobe malfunctions Zips left undone; tucking skirt into underwear.

2. Lost for words Having no respond in conversation; forgetting someone's name.

3. Mistaken baby bump Congratulating someone on a pregnancy when they're not pregnant; offering a women a seat, assuming she is pregnant when she isn't.

4. Romantic mishaps Seeing one's ex with a new partner; saying "i love you" for the first time and not having the sentiment returned.

5. Looking foolish Making an inappropriate joke.

6. Nigel no-friends Having someone turn their back on you, even worse, no one talking to you at a party.

7. Embarrassment by proxy Your partner acting stupidly in public; the drunken behavior of friends.

8. Dating disasters Awkward silences on a first date; spilling food or drink on a partner.

9. Caught out Making an excuses for not going somewhere, then being caught in the lie; being overheard by the person you're gossiping about.

10. Clumsy catastrophes Slipping over when attempting to get up after tripping; dropping food on your chest while eating.




reader's digest

April 2009

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